It’s started. It’s not even Halloween yet, and worse, it wasn’t even October when they announced it.
Pumpkin spice lattes are back. Where? You know where … we all know where … they’re everywhere, damn it!
It’s getting too early. Like fall decorations, or Halloween kitsch in the middle of August just because … just because what? Damn it people, I don’t need pumpkin spice lattes in September either. Didn’t anyone memo the Star place that North America’s in the middle of one of the hottest summers on record? No? Well, maybe someone should jot off a note and tell them to come back in November. Better yet, come back when Hell freezes over.
What? Grumpy? Me? Never. I just think autumnal drinks and holiday advertising should be two days out from said holiday slot and not two months in advance. And I certainly won’t be buying a pumpkin spiced latte from the Star place loaded with the equivalent of two-day’s worth of calories.
Hell no. I value my arteries too much to see my cholesterol level jump 3 points!
And you … what … what’s that you’re drinking … pumpkin what again?
